Mail-Order Junkie
1994 by L. Hernandez


Well, I'm a mail-order junkie - My bucks have all been spent
On order forms and envelopes that I've already sent
I've got no cash to buy my food - can't even pay the rent
My residence consists of this: a mailbox and a tent!

And I don't know why all I can do is buy and buy
All kinds of shit that I don't even need
But the catalogs are bright and the products look alright
So why the Hell should I bother to read?

Yes, I'm a mail-order junkie - my room is full of junk
With garbage here and garbage there and more mail in my trunk
I've got no cash that I can save - I'm up to my neck in debt
My bank account is overdrawn, can't even write a check! And I don't know why all I can do is buy and buy
All kinds of shit that I don't even need
But the catalogs are bright and the products look alright
So why the Hell should I bother to read?


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